Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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