So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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