we should wear snuggies to the strip club
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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