doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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