One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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