OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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