awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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