Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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