I love black thongs
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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