I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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