Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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