I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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