I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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