Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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