I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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