i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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