I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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