doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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