porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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