so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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