If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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