There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
