Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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