I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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