Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
