wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
you never un-have a 4some
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