do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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