I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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