Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
