Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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