Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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