No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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