Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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