It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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