He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Holy shit dude........stairs
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