Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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