office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Someone signed my nipple.
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