Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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