hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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