it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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