oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
