I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
my poor anus
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I love you. Go after that dick
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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