Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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