1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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