White coat. Heels.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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