Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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