Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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