Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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