so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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