arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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